*slide whistle* I was thinking of Toronto's Union Station which is under construction and has had some crazy-ass bouts of flooding recently.

http://www.wouldyoubelieve….

Agreed. This gimmick just feels right. 
It's as if a thousand commenters cried out at once.

Oy, Doctor! I've such a burning sensation in my Yucatan.

You right, except that I'm too winded for a second Wooo! because of Union Station's special new StairMaster layout for getting from the subway to the GO Station Bus Depot.

Union Station complaint thread. Woooo!

I must be a patriot too.

Spielberg will use this as a vehicle to revisit Poltergeist:

Raisins of Reflexive Ironic Posturing

Only if they're spring-loaded.

Dude! I totally saw you spinning at Pride last weekend. I really like the way you work the crossfader with your nose. The crowd really ate it up.

Always go superlative:

I ain't

Mr. Magritte Device,  I'm just a disgruntled Arts graduate, but it struck me as weaselly bait and switch conclusion because a "responsible" reviewer wants to cover their ass just in case the portrayal is categorically deemed offensive at some point. Which is too bad, because I was kind right there with Ignatiy until…

Hey! Why are you nuking me? I'm not even from Orbit.

I can't think any thread vaguely appropriate to drop this so "Meanwhile, in Canada" will have to do (Sorry @avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus ):

I actually just non-ironically assumed we were talking about Don Cheadle.

Finally, a Jewish Brad Pitt I can vote for.

Canadian translation:

Not that it sounds like drivel exactly, but i was thinking along the same lines @avclub-29501df08e5d9ae59e432e4f188d3735:disqus . Like I want a movie that gives me just a few more insights into why relationships are doomed. I've had all the insights into why I'm a bad person and she's a bad person that I can take,…