Did you watch the video? Adam said that “God didn’t mean for us to eat crap and die”. So I’m gonna stop doing that right now. Cutting crap right out of my diet!

No chance. And I agree with Fart and Smunny, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to let him pretend this hasn’t happened and keep up the pretense that this isn’t over until the last primary voters show up to vote. Truth be told, I expect the Clinton camp is feeling pretty ambivalent about this announcement. I’m sure they…

You are doing the Lord’s work here. Thank you.

He’s almost too hot to take seriously. He’s a cartoon of hotness.

He had a sexy, royal wedgie.

“many people view HRC as only slightly left of the GOP”
These “people” clearly have not spent a lot of time looking at the two parties or the candidates.

Logan’s dog requests political asylum.

He’s like mini Ted Cruz.

Sanders attacked Clinton for her support for fracking, the war in Iraq, her overall support for military intervention in other countries, and the Clinton foundation taking donations from foreign governments like Saudi Arabia. And he criticized the superdelegate system as a whole, saying it allowed Clinton to get…

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

People like you are the reason why she likely spent most of the last 500 days blaming herself for what happened to her, just like other rape victims do. Feeling angry towards herself, instead of towards her abuser. “I shouldn’t have worn such revealing clothing.” “I shouldn’t have gotten drunk.” “I should have asked…

#notallblackAmericans

Bravo to KWTX!

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

I would be willing to give so much more in my tax dollars to launch her into space as part of an immersion learning course.

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

But the media hardly “asks tough questions” of the expired wet Cheeto. And the few times they do, they allow him to prevaricate by giving evasive non-answers before moving on.

Trump undoubtedly gives good TV

I wonder if they dated all the other oceans first. Like, the Atlantic Ocean was their first love but then randomly found out one day it’s a right-wing nutjob that supported slavery and other awful stuff. Then they fell in love with the Indian Ocean freshman year but their parents’ didn’t approve of the relationship.…

i’m becoming more of a lucille with each passing day