I don’t think that’s clear in the least bit.

It’ll be the War of Coastal Aggression.

Jesus, this whole “I am president of the whole country, not just the people who voted for me” is really not sinking in for the Donald, huh?

I need this GIF.

i’d also add that he is married to a black woman, and has, at length, spoken about how racism has an impact on their day to day lives. one example:

How far does this philosophy extend? What other jobs should black Muslims be excluded from because they might make people uncomfortable? We have about 50 years of sociological data proving that men tend to find other men more authoritative than women, should we stop running female candidates?

He doesn’t even have the usual redeeming features of otherwise unsympathetic billionaires, which is interesting, because some of them can be cultivated intentionally. He’s not strongly associated with an admired charity. He’s not a patron of the arts. He hasn’t contributed to science or technology. His products are…

They never had a shot at the white house with him on the ticket.

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

It’s going to be interesting to watch the group whose preferred candidate has smeared, among other groups — women, Mexicans, Muslims, American P.O.W.s, blacks, the Chinese, and the parents of war heroes — try to pretend like this statement is TOO FAR.

The walk back should’ve been : “I regret saying half. I meant 75%”.

(What they didn’t tell you in law school is that justice, in fact, isn’t blind. It’s just nearsighted. With some corrective lenses or a bit of LASIK, justice can see clearly and make some exceptions based on common sense.)

It’s beyond brilliant. It’s like a 99-yard TD pass. It may be equalled, but it can never be exceeded.

Isn’t more than half of advertising basically sexual harassment?

My personal preference is “please clap.”

I loved how Missy was all “I don’t wanna leave!!!”

Missy Elliott looks like she had the best time...

I would very seriously give ANYTHING to be the fourth person in that car.