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We need a separation between Church and Golden State

The jury has a question for the Court. It reads as follows: “If we all agree that Hernandez would have played professional football for the last five seasons, then can we also agree that the Pats would’ve won each of the last five Super Bowls, name them as official champions retroactively, and declare Tommy’s the…

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

This might bruise his ego, but he cam longer abuse the notion of being an every-down RB; he may need to switch professions or at least branch out into different aspects of football.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

The argument that it will be paid by visitors hold no weight. People have finite money. If you increase a fee or a tax people spend less other places. So if you are funding schools via a restaurant tax but now people spend less on that due to a new hotel tax you funded a stadium at the cost of education or whatever.

I’m not ashamed to say it - in these dark times, we need more reporting on good dogs. It may be our only source of hope.

Yes she does

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

You can’t really dress up as an Indian or cowboy anymore, and recently a lot of the public has turned on the police. There just aren’t a lot of good options left.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

Just let the sun beat down upon his face, will ya?

I think you might need Tommy Jean(-Paul Sartre) surgery.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”