One time I was watching hockey and the wife got amorous with me and at the exact moment we were finishing someone scored and the goal horn sounded. We both laughed and laughed and laughed.

Pancake eating motherfucker

It’s actually more fun to bet on the women’s tournament; because everyone picks UConn, picking the earlier games is much more important than in the men’s bracket.

I eagerly await the sequel to the Blair Walsh Project.

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too.