Holy shit. Surprise katana has to win some kind of award for most terrible sex story.

I set up the traps…

Sleeping with seven people recently doesn't make you gross!
Sleeping with people doesn't make you gross in general!

"Jane Eyre and Huckleberry Finn, are often considered to be classics of children's literature"

For some reason I thought vagina was spelled with a b. So, you know there are penises and there are baginas.

I used to watch trashy dating shows when I was somewhere around the age of twelve or so. If you aren't familiar with the genre, they do a lot of wink-wink we can't quite say this on television stuff.
So anyway, this guy and girl are on a date at the restaurant and the topic of oral sex comes up. Twelve year old me has…

Dear significant other: You're perfect and we have an amazing relationship, aside from the fact that you're a public menace.

I feel badly that nobody has answered your question about self-care techniques.

It's neat that your party of ridiculous crooked assholes fear mongers about refugees the same way that ours does. See, refuges might just be pretending to be vulnerable in order to pour into our country and kill us all/replace our legal system with Sharia Law. Truly, different countries share so many things in common.…

There needs to be a campaign to reclaim the whole cuckolding thing. It seems unfair that this perfectly innocent fetish got dragged into all this gross political ideology.

Thank you to everyone who replied. It was very helpful and I got some good ideas about how to deal with it. I think what I'm going to do is go piece by piece, and try to study each of the things he's talking about a bit so I can challenge them. I'll take it slow, and try to give him enough doubt that he will…

The pansexual house cleaner with the bathtub full of semen called back. She copped to the fact that the bathtub was not literally full of semen.

I think you're right about the emotional need thing. He's not particularly happy right now, and I think that might be related. I'm hoping that if his life gets better in general he might be less susceptible to this.

Yeah he brought up Gibson in the same way. Fortunately he doesn't really like Gibson that much and I was able to point out that Ol' Mel has also said terrible things about black people, hispanic people, women, gay people…and he's made violent threats…and basically he's a a fully general asshole. So (even though this…

Thank you for the reference!

Antisemitism alert!

Is it because the theaters are really full? Here at least a third of the place is usually empty so you just sit wherever you prefer.

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride is fun I'll have you know.

Whoa, jinx.

Ears. It took my completely by surprise but having my ears kissed or licked hits a sweet spot between tickling and flat out pleasure.