Ahahahaha

That’s a classic backyard wall for a lower-to-middle income household in my part of Mexico.

I watched this Three Amigos Summit clip at least five times:

I’ll be there, too! I wasn’t worried, because I hadn’t thought about it. Now that you mention it, I’ll do some research.

I was wondering when someone would point out the irony of the #forevealone author snarking on LTR couples who have to schedule sex.

Perfect GIF and perfect comment. My teen dreams came true when I saw him in concert this year.

I thought you’d misspelled Ma$e and eagerly clicked the link for an update on my teenage crush.

Yup, especially since Texas’ first locally-acquired Zika case was confirmed the day before this bullshit law was passed. Best wishes for a happy and healthy pregnancy!

Trump supporters would make it a point to go to work and spend more on that day in an effort to cancel out the protest :/

I hear it, too! Or at least I used to before tinnitus came and made that a permanent sound in my head 24/7/365.

Hmm, my Italian ex called his grandmother “Mimi.” I assumed it was an Italian thing.

When I hear “Papa,” I think of that creep from the band Mamas & the Papas who had an incestuous relationship with his daughter. So.

If only! My boss has the ability to give us bonus days off as part of our yearly eval. I got a terrific score but no days off, despite this being common practice by other managers in our department and across the institution.

My company of 21k employees is going through financial issues and ordered all departments to minimize spending. My department cancelled our party. I need to start looking for a new job.

Oh, lord. Something tells me you should prepare for the cutesy pregnancy announcement, weekly updates on her pregnancy symptoms, a gender reveal video, and weekly photos of the baby and everything it’s doing (blinking, sitting, still breastfeeding “exclusively,” etc.). All of these posts will involve chalkboards and…

I work in a hospital and can confirm that many patients are left alone for days/weeks at a time.

I’ll leave an offering for my mom’s Divino Niño tonight.

First the Trump/not voting comments, now he’s showing up late and leaving early? Kanye had better get his shit together, because I have non-refundable tickets to his concert next month.

I live in the loop, and we’d been considering moving to the suburbs to buy a home and raise children. This election and the hate incidents that followed convinced husband and me to stay here.

THIS.