Also, having evidence of the affair will help a lot in the divorce.

starting today i am going to try ball walking! bigger calves and improved posture sound like a win.

So interesting personal tidbit. I was diagnosed with cerebral palsy when I was young, and this is exactly how I walked (and still walk). The doctors told my parents that the tendon from my heels to my calves were short and stiff, and I underwent multiple surgeries to “correct” this by having that tendon essentially…

I used to bike to work to my old job that I hated, and think about how if I got hit by a car I wouldn’t have to go in. It took realizing how fucked that is to help me quit.

“We have this energy saving system where if we can be lazy, we are.”

She probably does know deep down, or at least have her suspicions, but she’s just ignoring it in an attempt to keep her and their child’s lives somewhat stable.

The best two days of a boat owner’s life? The day they buy it and the day they sell it! Joking aside - that’s great for you!

Truth. My husband is in a job he’ll more than likely retire from, unless it kills him first, as I predict it will. He dreads going in every day and lives life stressed to the max. His job proved to be recession proof, which convinced him to stay forever in spite of how awful it is. There’s nothing I can say to change…

I did this. I went from making 6 figs in a job I despised to an hourly wage at a job I love. It was worth it.

Anytime I see him with one of “Harvey’s girls” *cough* Jennifer Lawrence *cough* I think ewwwwwwww... knowing what they probably had to do to get his seal of approval.  

He likes Italian ladies who can kick people’s asses.

Probably to her study to look at her bank statements with 8-figure balances.

“This story has everything...”

accusing Kim Cattrall of stopping production on what would’ve been a disastrous third film in a franchise that really only needed one because of her contractual demands.

You’re lambasting the Samantha character here and then criticizing Kim for not wanting to play it anymore because money?

Stanford must be seriously hurting for work - I can’t believe he wasn’t horribly insulted by the ridiculous stereotyping and bad characterization of SaTC #2. That movie reduced him to a huge joke with an over-the-top wedding to the only other gay character on the show as an excuse to have Liza Minnelli on. I felt like…

I’m down.

It should be the next season of Feud, tbh.

I negotiate contracts for a living and 6 months isn’t even that long

This is the thing. His comment doesn’t refute hers. You can offer me a hundred gobillion dollars to jump off a roof on TV for six months and I can keep telling you no. From your perspective, you’re negotiating. From my perspective, I’m consistently telling you no. Now, you can book the TV special and the building and…