Oh, man, I can picture it now. T-tops out, Barenaked Ladies in the cassette deck, JNCO jeans and a Tweety Bird sweater. I could live out my 90s dreams!

<Just make auto headlights standard.>

Oh am I ever with you, I’ve been beating that drum for so long. It’s crazy how backwards our regulations seem, with not allowing all the good tech while simultaneously allowing the turn signal to be the SAME LIGHT as the brakes. They are completely different functions! They should be look completely different!…

I don’t disagree with this change at all. but WHY THE FUCK was it in this bill? God I hate politicians.

You know what would be super great? If they started making headlight lenses out of material that doesn’t fade or haze after 5-6 years. Surely you could use gorilla or tempered glass. My old Tacoma uses old school glass sealed beems and they obviously still look great

Just make auto headlights standard. 

Hopefully one of them is that the interior dash lights don’t work without the headlights on—or that being the default setting on power-up. Too many cars driving with just DRLs or no lights at all every night because their gauges are lit up so they think they are on.

My 2020 Mercedes has these new multibeam headlights, but it was disabled for the US market. I may have paid a Russian car hacker a few bucks to send me an OBDII plug to enable it, and it may be totally awesome how I can leave my brights on 24/7 but not bother cars in front of me or coming toward me, and not blast…

Don’t worry, your lights will be required to be ever so slightly different from those of everybody else so makers will still have to specify unique lights for the US market.

Key word is “allow”. Most of the headlights actually offered will be the minimum standard required.

Friends of bloody-glove toting fugitives from justice drive Ford Broncos.
OJ wasn’t the driver.

KPMG holds it’s annual conference in Sturgis because it’s the largest gathering of accountants in the USA.

Hairdresser’s car.

Corvettes. Owned by old retired guys that only wear Tommy Bahama shirts, New Balance sneakers and jorts.

WRX and the flat brim hat and vape

That stereotype that BMW drivers don’t use their turn signals is total bullshit. I have two BMWs and use my signals at least a few times per year...

That every V6 Mustang or Camaro (especially ones from the ‘80s-’90s) were driven by secretaries and dental hygienists. I heard that one a lot reading car magazines.

In any given situation, a Honda Fit driver will always choose the wrong option.

Anyone who drives a decrepit old Jeep that belongs in the junkyard likely owns several of them.

That people who drive 1960 Corvairs are dead which is ridiculous as all my ghosts friends take the bus since they don’t have legs.