oscarwinner
Oscar Winner
oscarwinner

Thats because you don’t actually own the land your house is on, you rent it from the government. I mean, on paper, you own it, but you pay the government for it, and they can take it back when they need it... sounds like renting to me.
But comparing stocks to houses is a bad comparison from the get go. Houses have

I have never had an account. I have no clue why people use it.

...The article was satire.

The cost of food and goods will rise along with the fuel prices. So great!

So people are depleted of the fruits of their labor and it can go to government as taxes. Taxes which will be applied eventually regardless of what energy source is used to motivate a vehicle. I suppose that will re-establish a true difference between the wealthy and everyone else.

So... GunDog?

Internet fame. Which he’s getting. 

Don’t worry Jim, I’m pretty sure Karen at the Harris Teeter won’t notice that her Explorer Justin Timberlake edition can’t conquer Moab without serious mods.

It burns the eyes.  

To be fair, the speed bumps at Trader Joes can be pretty nasty....

I’m looking for long form journalism, not a tweet.  

Well, you see, the owners held their thumbs over the license plates while taking pictures, so they are 100% untraceable.

couldn’t they just run the plates and find the registered owner? it’s not like these are sunglasses and need to wait at lost and found for someone to claim

You market the F-150 Lightning (henceforth referred to as F150L) by showcasing what it CAN do. Can it tow a camper 300 miles? No, no it can’t. However, it CAN tow a boat 20 miles to the lake for a day of fun (I really hope it can at least do that). It CAN haul lumber, mulch, hockey bags, etc. It CAN do those things,

Its not a political issue for 99 percent of truck sales. The Ford rep saw a young journalist and said what he knew they would eat up. No one cares about politics in cars except journalists.

If I told my wife I paid $590 for an escort, I’d probably have to get a divorce.

If the car is actually in as good a shape as the pic appears, it belongs in the “Museum Of Miserable Shit”, because it looks incredibly well-preserved.

What’s not to love? For anyone that’s ever been in this generation Escort...well...EVERYTHING. These were miserable to drive, uncomfortable, constantly smelled of cheap plastic, and the crumple zone was your legs and FACE.

They pay me 5.9K to drive it away?  Seriously, these are some of the worst cars every made, in the worst trim with the worst engine possible.

Assuming you hate said teen.