Seriously no 7-mile bridge in the Florida Keys? It’s a beautiful drive! 

When is car buying/selling going to get back to normal in your opinion? 

I can see that the Je... AMC General David recommended is ready to get those pizzas out there. 

1st gear:

They should make the next car 85% smaller than the Model 3 so that normal people can actually afford it. 

As a ball conosieur I have to disagree. From rowing gears, to putting them in my mouth, ballsacks are way more fun.

Great read! Never had heard of Amati until now. It’s fascinating to consider how many projects went by unnoticed and un-missed by the public. 

I just want to thank you guys for what you do. Especially for being seemingly open about accepting everyone into the Jalopnik family regardless of who the are. Sometimes as a gay man it’s hard to get into groups that have predominantly “male” and “masculine”. You guys really make it comfortable for us.  

Origin story of the mysterious stranger?

I was scrolling down the page and when I passed this:

$kay’s browser history: Sexy sloth; sloth on car; sloth bikini;

I think he meant this guy.

I would trade in my husband for this

A lot of these people are taking such long loans because they don’t have the cash to put down... Meaning they also don’t have cash to invest.

Well aren’t you a cutie patootie

YEAH so happy my share made it onto the site :D Thanks Kristen!

This is actually a feature of the Touareg... When you break down in the middle of nowhere you can survive for several days on the water that has accumulated in the rocker panels. Das Wasser

I’m pretty sure this is how that race is going to end up.

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Soooo I want to apologize for being rude to you. I still feel like this whole conversation was unnecessarily aggressive but we shouldn’t be pitting ourselves against each other. But yeah, I’m sorry for being an asshole. You’ve made a lot of good points. I don’t know if you’ll get this, but I hope you have a good…

Yo, like, as one queer man to another, can you shut the fuck up and leave it alone? You’re causing all this strife and just getting everyone angry over some stupid shit.
1: Not only did you assume Magus’ sexual orientation, you’re treating that person like a piece of shit over something that they were trying to be…