It’s not ironic! It’s coincidental!

Who is this creature, and why does anybody care what it thinks?

Yes. and the whole story stinks. First off all narcotics are locked up. physicians are unable to access them. If I am a doctor, and I order morphine on a patient, it has to first be processed by a pharmacist to make sure the dose is appropriate. Next the nurse has to pull it out of a computerized lock cabinet that…

perhaps this attitude is why you found yourself at the “American” medical school in Antigua and not a generic medical school in America. Check your attitude at the door, “doctor."