Apparently in this case it was damaging morale, which is a cost to the employer.

Yes/No: That’s... kinda weird?

I’m not convinced by your first argument re flight attendants’ primary duty.

I don’t agree. Davis simply refused to do her job. THE COUNTY failed in their legal duty to support marriage rights by not firing and replacing her immediately.

Refusing to do your job is being an asshole. If you don’t like a fundamental aspect of your job, pick another job. If you’re a vegetarian who refuses to serve meat, don’t work in MacDonald’s. If you’re a pacifist, don’t join the army. If you don’t want to serve alcohol, don’t become a flight attendant. None of that is…

If the owner has any sense, that’s exactly what he’ll do. It’s not exactly difficult either. I don’t think you even need to charge people to join for it to count as a club.

This is the thing I always found funny about America. They claim to be the land of freedom, but you need the government’s permission to cut hair.

Men who survive into their 50s live as long as women. Men only die sooner because we’re more likely to die young doing something reckless.

Your way is the wrong way, and it is also literally never pronounced that way in Britain except by a) Americans or b) British people trying not to embarrass Americans who have just mispronounced it.

I guess you must be the only person whose genetic link to someone allows you to see into their bank account. You should find a way of marketing that skill. Also; go fuck yourself.

People are using it as a verb like it was the Google of electronic payments. It makes no sense to me.

Also poisoning pests, I guess.

“Twat” is the same level of sweariness as “cunt”. Exactly the same. Exactly.

And yet you’ll quite happily use the equally-grotesque word “twat” (incorrectly-pronounced with an “o” sound), which means exactly the same thing and is of exactly the same level of sweariness.

Americans seem to have a trend at the moment of using incredibly offensive British slang but thinking that it’s cool. Only a few weeks ago I had to challenge fellow Jezzie on the use of the incredibly homophobic term “turdburglar”. She had no idea what it meant and was mortified. And don’t even get me started on…

What if you like someone and they message you to say they like you, but you have something weird with your genitals and so don’t want to get into a relationship because you’re ashamed? I’m asking for...uh...a friend.

To be fair, if someone told me I didn’t have to respond I would know they didn’t mean it but would also become adamantly steadfast in my determination not to respond. Because passive-aggressive manipulative bullshit like that doesn’t deserve to be rewarded with success.

I don’t really understand Jessica Simpson. I mean, she had a part in that terrible Dukes of Hazzard remake. But that was pretty much a bit-part. She didn’t star in it. Where did she come from? How did she get famous? What was her big break? Did she come into the world fully formed and already-famous?

Selling sunscreen that doesn’t work is bad.

Marketing something as “natural” is fine regardless of whatever it contains because “natural” is a meaningless word that doesn’t really make any claims whatsoever. Literally everything is natural. Except lanthanides which have to be made in a nuclear reactor; and there are…

No, they’re born at zero months, it’s just that by the time they’re six months old they’re a year old.