Basically, almost all living things are jerks in one way or another.
Basically, almost all living things are jerks in one way or another.
It’s worse than that. If dolphins think they’ve spotted a birth defect, they will attempt to kill the child. Dolphins are complete fucks. There’s a reason resorts where you swim with captured dolphins don’t usually let pregnant women do it.
Define “wiener”.
Then maybe the same applies to your mom; she doesn’t know any more about your sister’s personal finances than you do.
For the Youths out there wondering: $3.80 in 1990 was actually less useful than the current $7.25 minimum wage is in 2015
I mean, I already knew every argument against it was bullshit. But it seemed like all these bullshit arguments were such monumentally huge piles of bullshit that it was impossible to know where to start arguing against them. Like when creationists say “If we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?”. It’s a…
Yes, I understand the concept of electronic peer-to-peer payments. It’s just that I’ve seen multiple different people us “Venmo” as a verb in this comments section as if the Venmo brand were so ubiquitous that it had become synonymous with electronic payments technology generally. And yet I’d never heard of this…
Venmo has come up a lot in this thread. Is it really that ubiquitous that everyone is using it?
I’m with you on this. The people who order expensive meals and then want to split are the cheap ones, because they’re effectively saying to their friends “I don’t want to have to pay for my steak; please subsidise my meal.” Not wanting to spend money might seem cheap to some; but trying to trick your friends into…
But it’s thinking they’re cheap that makes you cheap. So you’re still cheap, it’s just nobody knows but you.
There actually is something photographers love more than people eating ice cream. Butts.
I don’t understand the purpose of this when it only moves at a walking pace. I also don’t understand why this is admirable. I don’t really understand anything about the modern world and I feel terribly alone and frightened and angry, and this story isn’t helping.
Have you considered that maybe she has some sort of debts you don’t know about? Just being related to someone doesn’t give you a psychic link to their financial records. Maybe it’s between her and your parents.
asking for money from friends for anything that cost under $10 dollars
Stealing from a public library is like stealing from orphans.
I bet Honey Nut Jolly-Os are made in the same factory by the same sub-contractor as Cheerios though.
That time when it was far hotter than McDonald’s say it is on their website and it caused third degree burns to a 90-year-old woman, you mean?
If you countersue I swear I’ll sue you so hard...
etc etc
For which I intend to sue you.
The surname Weiner will never not be funny to me. Likewise the name Wang; and I know that’s a little bit racist but knowing that and feeling bad still doesn’t make it less funny to me.