This is a fine joke and all, but it doesn’t work because “phoenices” isn’t pronounced like “penises”. It’s “phoenic-ees”.

I use VidCoder to convert to an MP4 container. It’s worth remembering that .MKVs are not inherently larger than an MP4 or an AVI holding the same data. MKV, MP4 and AVI are just containers. The size of the file will be dictated by the bitrate, which in turn is a function of the framerate and the frame definition - in…

You know, there are places where they just sell beer and nothing else.

But wouldn’t it make more sense for protestors to target neighbourhoods currently being gentrified, rather than a neighbourhood like Shoreditch that was well and truly gentrified 20 years ago and in which the process of gentrification has completed?

What’s particularly weird is Lucky Charms started over here, but then we went off them.

You can order from Amazon, yes. For $20 a box.

Big banks and whatnot have made London unaffordable for normal people; but sure, attack some bearded jackasses selling cereal instead.

If I’m not getting it, it’s an indictment of your lack of ability to make your meaning clear. Why don’t you take some time to order your thoughts and then come back to me?

I don’t understand why they need to pursue leads to a suspect. Were there multiple kitchen managers employed at this restaurant who were then fired for hitting a customer with a hammer that same night? Because if not, he should be fairly easy to identify.

Hammer clock!

Then, as I said, we’re back to square one where you original point makes no sense. You have argued that calling you by your first name is MORE valid than calling you by your surname, and yet have just argued persuasively that they are exactly equally valid.

I’ve never had the American kind. Maybe we should swap lives Freaky Friday-style to walk a mile in each other’s shoes.

Listen bro; Nutella is fine. It’s...okay. Just okay. It’s fine.

Nutella is the bacon of the chocolate world, in that it’s okay (just okay) but the internet’s childish obsession with it is tiresome.

I suspect this is a joke. Wasn’t there a post a couple of months back about a whole bunch of people complaining about some swearing in one of Pinkham’s posts? Maybe Peter is just referencing that for comic effect.

I’d go to some pretty extreme lengths for a whole jar of Nutella. I might even go as far as paying the very small price they cost in actual cash-money to buy one, if I were really desperate.

This whole story is completely (hazel)nuts.

Aldi’s fake Nutella is the best fake Nutella.

Of all the reasons to punch someone, a nut and chocolate paste that can be got for pennies in any supermarket is not one of them.

And the many thousands of people who no doubt share your first name...share your first name, even when they’re not around you. So we’re back to square one.