She literally wrote a song that included the line “haters gonna hate”; a phrase whose main function is to be used by the emotionally stunted to deflect legitimate criticism. So I think you already know the answer.

Is it a dick move if you do this and then share it with another person? What if you take it out to share with someone else at home vs sharing with someone sitting down in Chipotle with you? The latter seems more dickish than the former. Thoughts?

Evidently they’re ordering the bowl for not that reason.

Is there some sort of rice shortage I don’t know about? Is the spare rice left over at the end of the day going to be shipped to the third world? Because I can see some logistical problems with that.

Because Fenrox disapproves of them.

This isn’t a Michelin star tasting menu we’re talking about. It’s a burrito. There’s no planning involved. You sound like one of those people who hates CDs because you think people should listen to the album in the order the musician intended. Fuck your pre-planned burritos; I want the things I want in the proportion…

Yeah this isn’t really the same as that Starbucks birthday jackass. This guy is just ordering what’s on the menu. If this guy is doing something wrong, then I’m doing something wrong by buying a whole chicken at the supermarket and jointing and filleting it myself instead of buying chicken breasts and chicken legs.…

I’m going to start handing out a college essay in bars and asking “Do you know anything about me?”. Will report back with results.

Art project

They’re going to have a really difficult time answering questions on the exam, but how they choose to study is their own affair.

Almost. The real American thing to do is charge the poor to make it then pay the rich a fat subsidy to take it off your hands so they can sell it to the poor.

As soon as she said “GM food” you know she’s not allergic to shit.

What the fuck has being “PC” got to do with not publishing the legally-protected information of your customers? Are you some sort of remedial?

It’s not even close to the actual etymology of the word, either. You’ve already pointed out that it would be “teps” not “tips” were that the case (“ensure”, not “insure”). But it’s unlikely to be an acronym. It is known that in the slang patois of London professional thieves from the middle-ages right through to…

I’d be more willing to drink a pop-tart-flavoured beer than a beer-flavoured beer. That shit tastes bad, and you all know it does; you’re just bound by social convention to pretend it doesn’t.

Douchemerchantmen of all kinds are often underrated for their role in history. For example, the success of the Vikings was not down to their fighting douchelongships but more down to the economic advantage afforded by their rugged and capable doucheknarr trading ships.

Also; pie isn’t that easy anyway.

Said customer does seem like a dick, but given the hundreds of millions in taxes that Starbucks evades here in the UK every year, I’m inclined to say that maybe if UK customers did this it’s just a proactive way of extracting from Starbucks what they have stolen from us, the taxpayer. Please check in your own country…

I take the exact opposite position. I absolutely do support what she did by leaking those documents, and think this is absolutely reasonable. She shouldn’t be in prison; but while she is, she knows the fucking rules and should stick to them.

The rules may be idiosyncratic; but she knew what they were.