Be that as it may; Malcire is still right that she committed a crime and that’s why she’s being punished. That’s how it works. This is a non-story.

Yeah, and a pair of running shoes costs less than a gym membership but yields the same results. If people or universities want to pay for expensive services they don’t need, it’s nobody else’s business.

Everything calmed down at the 1:37 mark when the police took the decision to deploy a giant.

Can we see the sticker instead of just a broken link to a tweet that doesn’t exist anymore?

Other way around. It IS about sneaking in food, and they’re using security as a pretext.

Metal detectors cannot detect candy. Soda cans maybe, but not soda bottles.

Pretty sure movie theatres checking bags for illicit candy (the obvious real reason) is Capitalism, not Socialism.

Not wanting to be a buzzkill, but she didn’t beat Dr Doom; the squirrels did. I don’t think delegating should be considered a super power.

I find them more pleasurable, personally. Am I alone in that? Because they’re tight, like a cock-ring and are therefore basically the dick equivalent of those big underpants some women seem to like with the panel that holds your tummy in.

I don’t accept her premise that the human body is a beautiful thing.

What? In the state that is just fucking covered in thick forests? I would think so.

She should have kept her bear legs closed. I don’t see why my taxes should pay for bear contraception and swimming pools for bearslut welfare queens. Thanks, Obama!

The news article says they left the yard before animal control arrived.

A party that ends with a bullet, sadly. I guess if you’re a bear and your bear motto is to live fast a leave a sexy bear corpse, then it might have been worth it.

There was that bear in a zoo in Poland who got punched by a dude in his underoos. I guess it’s kind of a mixed year for bears.

The dad sounds like such a dweeb. More so than the daughter. Who gives a fuck about holes getting poked in your shitty plastic pool? There’s bears in the back yard! You’re a grown-ass man and old enough to appreciate the majesty and quiet dignity of bears, even when they’re in a pool. If I had a backyard with a pool,…

You know that if he hadn’t tried to assault a cop and resist the arrest for misdemeanor theft they wouldn’t have added the other charges. Because fuck ordinary people; assaulting a cop is the only real crime that really exists.

While we’re on this subject, can Americans please stop pronouncing “twat” as “twot”? It makes so mad I could run away to join ISIS.

Calvin Harris seems like kind of a douche.