The customer is always right.

Customer accidentally orders cake topped with blind girl

This case gets extra Terrible Points if the court orders him to do his community service at a shelter for victims of domestic violence.

That’s some solid introspection, right there. Well done.

But his family rely on him for dollar dollar dollar support!

It takes a special kind of jackass to think that someone he’s never actually exchanged so much as a single pleasantry with ever is “ghosting” him though. By that rationale, I’ve been ghosted by nearly 7 billion people.

Gotta be honest, “has a podcast” is a pretty sick burn to begin with.

“Why can’t all these dumb whores just see that I’m nice!?” Schoen remarked.

Grill Line Chicken Kid probably has some sort of spectrum disorder, I guess. That must be frustrating and difficult for parents; but if your kid has such specific food quirks, I’m afraid it really behooves you to order something else for him.

Imagine marrying someone and then discovering that they are mean to service sector workers. I think that should be grounds for divorce. In fact; I think that should be grounds for an annulment.

I think it’s more likely that he gave myriad fucks and in a highly stressed state he instinctively reverted to doing what he normally does when he’s in a stressed state.

The water was about 3 ft deep. A farmer in waders even stood next to the car for a while talking to the old geezer. Using the word “sinking” might be to over-egg the pudding a little.

So what you’re saying is, they maintain a tradition of naming boys using boys’ names that have been boys’ names for centuries and became girls’ names comparatively recently. My uncle Shirley would probably be interested.

Yeah, just like that idiot who sued McDonald’s just because she got terrible third degree burns from coffee that was much much hotter than McDonald’s states it should be in their own guidelines. Talk about a frivolous lawsuit.

Maybe kids in America have to travel further, I guess. When I was at school almost everyone lived within walking distance of the school. Perhaps the problem is you have too small a number of too-large schools and it would be better to have more schools with fewer students that are actually serving the immediate local…

Which might explain why Button has concocted this cock-and-bull story about magical sleeping gas, despite the Royal College of Anaesthetists saying only yesterday that it’s all nonsense and that’s not how gas works.
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2…

So it turns out that’s not how anaesthetic gas works and this story is likely to be horse apples. I’m paraphrasing the Royal College of Anaesthetists here, but that’s the general gist.

True trolling is just harmless fun. Giving terrible advice on Yahoo! Answers romance and dating board; deliberately getting the name of a movie character wrong on a Youtube comment so people get riled up; saying every song anyone asks the name of is Sandstorm by Darude. This kind of jocular whimsy is what makes the…

It’s perfectly possible to be a decent person and still post snarky answers to silly questions on Yahoo! Answers.

There’s only one thing more childish than gratuitous swearing and that’s being upset by gratuitous swearing. Fuck anyone who thinks the word fuck is really something to be offended by.

Also, if you see a mistake and don’t try to fix it, it stays not your mistake unless you touched it in which case then you’re marked by…