To who?  Which Elder God even wants that shit? 

I also wanted to know this.  

Nah. Fuck this turd.  He’s a pretty bad person.  

“Carlson, whose face is perpetually frozen in a state between concern and confusion”

I’m sorry, but who the fuck is this guy?  

“the 80s were a long time ago!”

Reading is hard, but worth it. I know the attempts at snarkiness can sometimes get in the way of this effort, but I think you’ll find that your snark game improves dramatically when you know what the fuck you’re talking about.

This all sounds exhausting. How the do these nutjobs have the energy for this headspinning nonsense?

Psssttt...it’s not a real animal!!

Enjoy.  Outstanding record, and band.  

That was fantastic.

Why thank you.  Looking forward to the new record, allegedly later this year.  

Thanks for the link. I gotta be honest, reading about the women in the article you linked contending with this tension really made me cringe.

You should consider decaf, my friend.  

underrated 

I know next to nothing about women’s tennis, but if what you’re saying is true — and it appears to be, extrapolating from the limited data in this article — that is fucking weird and disturbing.

FWIW, I was (completely, sincerely inadvertently) listening to this as I watched. It was pretty amazing.

“The American and Soviet state are pretty similar.” 

Fuck.  I lost my Dad two years ago, and it still hurts.  I cannot imagine what you are going through.  Wishing you strength, and of course, my condolences. 

Phenomenal point.