A-FUCKING-MEN.  

Political theater, as I doubt very much the Kavanaugh train can be stopped given the reality of the numbers.

Your Dad is probably a solid 5-6 orders of magnitude smarter than the Idiot in Chief, which is why this worked for Cohn.  

Checks out.  

Uh, gonna go with “yes” on this one.

Holy shit that first song is good...

I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE.  And it haunts me too.  

POINTS

wait...nostrils?  

LOL...many times...but let’s just say my tastes are more discerning now, in many ways...

Yeah. What we have going here is some unholy trinity of 1984, Idiocracy, and a WWF match from the ‘80s, masquerading as a government.  

A wad of snot that tastes like the ocean and -- the most troubling bit to to me -- is fucking ALIVE WHEN YOU EAT IT.  And yet, in the dead of winter...

One literally opened up down the street from me.  I should put your hypothesis to the test...

LOL...you need a column 

you are probably allergic to certain tannins, or sulfites. Or both.

But wait...there’s no such thing as objectively lousy italian food, right? I mean, that’s an inherently relative term, isn’t it?  

LOL, fair enough. 

I do not think it is easy, and I would like to hear more of your criticism.  That’s the best goddamn post I’ve read all day. 

Seriously, though I bet Orwell didn’t think doublespeak was goign to sound so fucking dumb all the time. 

You need better counsel