Actually, it’s worse than that.  The unstated implication is that only people Paul likes should have lawyers.  

Paul-

Why assume that this assclown has ever gotten laid?

Oysters. Who the fuck ate one of those the first time?

“I’ve just been around corporate America long enough to know that there are no gold stars for going above and beyond.”

I used to be a rocketeer like you, until I took a rocket to the head...

we have similar tastes

Wish I had read this before my post (yours is better).  

First, let me just say that I enjoyed this article, because it’s pretty damn funny and well-written.

You know, I was just looking into that on the Federal side, because the same thought occurred to me. Not surprisingly, there is not a whole lot of concrete guidance, because we are in uncharted territory here.

Only for federal crimes (not state crimes).

This is fucking nauseating.  

That is remarkable information.  

I’d call that a big yes.

Just a guess, but do you spend a lot of time confused?

Hey honestly, I’m sorry. About all of it. Good luck to you.

Thanks man.  That wasn’t at all clear to me from capitalized letters in the OP’s comment.  

AKA, The Shoe; AKA, solitary (in most places).

This made my morning.  

Your comment made me think of an intervention held by the BDSM community with Trump upon the revelation that he is into that sort of thing to explain why his conduct is so fucked up. That would be an amazing comedy bit/skit.