His actual comps are Harrison Barnes and Danilo Gallinari who are a lot like KD and Giannis in that they are tall and play basketball professionally.

I said, ‘Tristan, we ain’t cut the same’

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

I don’t know about Mrs. Ed, but Mr. Ed knows all about furlongs.

My best, Ed

They just need to actualize their weakness.

Your guys just lost 4-1 to a team missing it’s two best players.

Dear Johannes,

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

That was boring to you, okay...but coming here to post about how boring it is to you is a valuable use of your time and we all thank you for your efforts.

listen if it nearly killed hitler it can’t be a bad thing

“And don’t forget Giancarlo Stanton.”

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

I’d like to formally apologize for having the topics Anne Frank + dating in front of me and failing to include this:

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?