Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

I really like the way Kevin handled himself. He is a great person and a great leader. #RealMVP

We were all born again after that dunk.

Say what you want about bad calls, but seriously with the ref “celebrating”? You could post the whole video where clearly he’s laughing while telling players to calm down and not start a fight.

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

Carmelo Anthony added 22, in doing so passing Patrick Ewing for 21st all-time

What is this?

Curt Schilling struck out exactly three batters 47 times in his career

KD just announced that he will be signing with The Larry Nances Juniors

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Ludwig, is that you? Where did you leave Popper’s fire poker?

That’s cold-blooded.

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

This dude lives on a totally different planet.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Fifth grade, I think. I’m playing kickball. It was near the end of the school year, and for whatever reason they used to have us play a lot of kickball near the end of the year, probably because they couldn’t think of anything else to do with us. I was always the chubby, uncoordinated kid on the team.

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.