Reporter: What did you think of Emmanuel’s antics?

Asked for comment, Schroder’s mother stated, “Mwah mwah wah, wah mwah wah mwaaaah.”

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

It’s crazy, it seems like the jokes will never let up. But please, you got to keep your head up

this is so great most kids these days are just destroyed by diabetes

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

Thank god she wasn’t at Baylor!

Come Have Your Star
As I want you to be
+1

Dumbass. IN, Bloom was on Nevermind, not Bleach.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

nah

It’ll never end, but Deadspin is sleeping on the couch for awhile.