I’m starting to think Russell Westbrook is just an elaborate Banksy piece.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

On... on his foot, right?

As a Cubs fan, thank you Dodgers. Thank you with all my heart. I don’t know if the Cubs will win the NLCS but now I know they will not lose it to Dusty fucking Baker. Praise jesus. I would have given up on baseball completely.

wow i hope someone finds a way to interject with sme topical political humor

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

Speaking as a psychologist, I can assure you that Binge Eating Disorder amongst men is a very, very real and common concern. Your reductionism of this disorder is only perpetuating the very stigma that Joey Julius is trying to combat.

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Barry, are you insinuating that the Cardinals won....

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

Marshawn followed up the discussion of Kaepernick by asking where he could get some of those skittles that Donald Trump Jr. was tweeting about.

Cooler mascot?

Flour for Algernon