Orange In Peach Mint smoothie. Bam.

So will this also be showing in XXX theaters? Won't someone think of the cloppers!
But seriously I expect at least a couple of "indecent exposure" arrests during this movie's run.

Hey! That little kid is wearing a big boy suit! Adorable! Let's hear what he has to scream about!

You bet your ass there were. (puts on shitty Raybans and strokes greasy hair)

That top picture looks like a low-rent, white trash Morrissey impersonator who shopped at an estate sale held by The Renegade's mystical, Native American partner in motorcycle-adjacent ass-kicking.
For those younger folks Renegade (1992-1997) was a t.v. show about a wanted cracker with ridiculous hair (played by…

It REEEAAALLLY is SOOO cooomplicated. Pffffftttt.

Not to worry. He'll have produced and starred in the movie version by the end of next year. Then he CAN be the hero.

Yeah, I kind of want to buy a ticket to support him and Willie f-king Nelson but then not see the movie. Just get some popcorn, smoke a joint for Willie and go for a walk.

They'll just let him wander around the White House garden with an unloaded musket, yelling at foliage about foreigners and repeating his most famous movie lines to the poor gardeners who are NOT getting paid enough for this shit.

We all know that Rambo III was funded by the lofty pricks running the chest oil industry.

That's such a Blanche thing to do.

-failed to bang a single person on the Star's Hollow set
-ate a donut out of Axel's butt
-some other butt stuff with some other famous people
-penis stuck in Japanese vending machine (2014)
-other various rad dick stories
-sharting (and fighting) with Sherman Hemsley
-fell into and slept through the night inside a…

This is such a great series. The battle scenes in the second one were intense and beautifully filmed. That extended camera shot as the ape violently takes over a tank and starts screaming in victory is the stuff of primal nightmares. Also, Oldman brought his A game.

Riot? RIOT!!!!!!

It's a complicated ceremony that involves a disturbing amount of ass-play. I really wish I never watched that documentary.

Someone should help that mentally ill man offstage and find his caretaker.

I thought it had to do with a mental deficiency, portrayed here by a ridiculous mustache.

Guy Fieri's in the running to be the White House head chef.
(I kid but I feel like I just tempted fate)

I KNOW APPLEJACK!! YOU SIR, ARE NO APPLEJACK!!!

He's hiding in the image search on the cover.