Lazy fucking mammals and this "eating for energy" fucking scam. Basically a pyramid scheme for the soul and MY time. Ya' know?!
(rips off Thornton's mustache and whips him mercilessly with it)

Are you now or have you ever been a member of Mane Six?! Where are your papers!?!?!

Potato

I'm starting to not give a Van Damme about this new monster universe. (rimshot)
But seriously I'm still jaded from Benicio Del Toro's Wolfman. God damn that was a disappointment.

So Corman knows you can spend more than ONE million dollars on something these days, right? Although low-budget Gerard Butler from Aarow is good casting. Maybe not for his career but he helps THIS…….I like Corman MST3K episodes so there's that….Ugh. This looks fucking terrible but maybe shitfaced at a midnight showing…

Because it is garbage.

Unless they're going to reveal who murdered baby Michelle I'm not remotely interested. #wrappedinplastic

NOW WITH EXTRA GRISTLE!!!

Imagine if that was Skittles' response? I would buy no other candy moving forward.

Probably over $500 these days.

The day is young.

Oh this weirdness could have a decade or two more to escalate.

A thousand times yes to Blackwood. I found "The Willows" to be a fascinating story in that it scared the hell out of me without any direct horror or violence happening to the protagonists. Just the physical evidence they discover at the end that proves what they saw and heard was real. The horror of the unseen is a…

Have you read Algernon Blackwood's story "The Wendigo" (1910)? Scary as hell. You can see where Lovecraft was influenced in the tone of this and "The Willows". Also, the "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" series includes a very simplified version of Blackwood's "Wendigo".

That's a neat offer but did you have a robo-stroke near the end of the message? Beep boop. GFY

This can't end well dammit.

Since reading a little on what he and Haim went through at the hands of child predators working in Hollywood I give him a huuuuuuugggee pass on weirdness. Dude's seen the darkest corners of the industry and certainly didn't come out the other side undamaged. Oh man and then he also hung with Michael Jackson for so…

Speaking of "grooming" I think Uncle Donald might have found a "wacky" cabinet member to provide a laugh track for his garbage sense of humor. Ultimate desperate "Yes man."

I don't know that diddy. It may be quietly hummed IN THE BACK YARD.

If my child starts singing "Fly" they sleep in the yard.