Speedy recovery. Hopefully he'll be groping flight attendants and yelling with an outside-voice inside very soon.
Side note: I saw him once at a hotel bar. He looks worse in person and his hands are the size of baseball gloves.

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"…but does anyone really want to spend a single minute of this Kevin James show thinking…"
Full stop.

Couldn't they remake 1985's "The Stuff" instead.
"And you thought GLUTEN was dangerous!"

I love early punk but I also love synth music. Different strokes.

I love early Dickies but this is disappointing as hell. His weird rants never went to "attack" mode but were just kind of hyper goofy. Alas, we'll always have the Killer Klowns from Outer Space soundtrack.

The minute Drumpf is done masturbating to their broadcast I'm sure he'll have some choice words to type with his sticky, tiny fingers.

Bruce Willis IS Asleep at the Wheel While Squinting and Smirking!
Coming to a theater near you about twice a year! Every f-king year!

This is Tommy Wiseau's greatest role to date.

Fuck the FCC! Fuck 'em! - Grandpa Munster

The underground level music from the first Super Mario brothers usually. Usually always.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by toner, choking hysterical naked.

Going back in time and getting sucked into the Vietnam conflict. What a f-king Barry thing to do.

I'm out of practice with church but I think the slamma jamma represents the "marrow of Christ's bones" and can be spread on the "christ flesh wafers" for a little extra zing.

When he incorporates his hummingbird leg lifts into coitus the whole city feels him peak on the stats.

He also looks ready to tie damsels to train tracks in the old west.

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So this dude's like a genie or some shit?
I like that his sleeves look unevenly and recently cut off. Like they're lying in the back of a limo somewhere.

Good thing I'm ROCKIN' WITH DOKKEN THEN!

Sha'mona? Sha'mona. (sad Hee Hee)