This episode was the sole one written by the creators of The Thrilling Adventure Hour podcast (Acker and Blacker)
True story.

Man, in all seriousness, Depp makes me sad now. I try to focus on the days of Tom Petty videos and Gilbert Grape. Those g-d damn scarves and eyeliner…..f*&k man. Go on a walkabout or something and regroup.

Let's get Number Crunchers into production stat. Teach these little pricks some math.

"The skins are the most fascinating part of the animal"
- Dennis Reynolds, veterinarian-in-training

So, does Rodriguez think his name will carry weight in 100 years? Talk to anyone outside this website and I doubt they could name more than 1 or 2 silent directors from the last century. If this were directed by Spielberg and starring Jack Nicholson, perhaps I'd raise an eyebrow. Now if you want to make news, put…

It would be great if we could get MacFarlane and Sandler to star in a snuff film together. #fanboysfuelgarbagecareers

Maybe. I hope it's just a 2-hour out-of-focus and soundless B-roll from A Hard Days Night.

Only Ron Howard has the brass to enter this uncharted territory.

Garry Marshall's D-Day. Starring 20 people that you could take or leave.

"Blink-182 legacy"
My computer is now drenched in coffee. God DAMMIT DeLonge.

Something about Limp Bizkit. This guy's dead doll-eyes is throwing me off.

My cousin Todd. He sucked anyway.

"Fuck him. Good riddance." — Everyone else when Bono leaves a party

Don't you blaspheme Saint Speedy!!!!
(Does the sign of the cross and runs around a sombrero 3-times while clutching a candy necklace like rosary beads)

That escalated VERY quickly. Think the dude's dead.

Okay Alex. Mr. Depp is thankful you defended him and his much younger wife. You and him are now BFFs. You made it! Give him a call!

Depp and his daughter are SOOOOO adorable together!

Mr. Bono, please let go of the microphone. Seriously, let go. Ok, no need to yell. There's a sunglass hut right next door. C'mon and get up.
Next! (ushers in a clearly-disheveled Katt Williams to take the microphone)

Now I'm also sad about Val Kilmer.

So Will Smith can't drive when his car is lightly coated in fluffy snow and the driveway is obviously clear? Sure. Ok…man.