Could maybe the AV Club take a break from addressing Kanye's issues?

Oh come on. That primadonna has henpecked Ernie for years. Athough that nightmarish visit from the martians, where they appear floating outside the window and then are suddenly IN THEIR BEDROOM, would fracture any person's psyche.
Yip, yip, yip, uh ha uh ha. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?

Fun Fact: Every time someone mentions Perot, no matter how far away he is, Dana Carvey gets a confusing partial erection.

Fassbinder! The fun new way to carry your homework! From Wham-O!

Wait until you see his foppish turn as both parts of the new Master Blaster in the next Mad Max. He wears HIMSELF on his OWN HEAD! WHIMSY!

The pilot episode is just Matt LeBlanc answering the doorbell. Door swings open to reveal Joey Lawrence.
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
Both grin like jackasses.
"Whoooaaaaaa you!!" "NO! Whooooaaaaa YOU!" (finger guns)
Rinse and repeat to the deafening sound of a silent audience. Forever.

Georgian Simpsons Did It!

Someone could tell me it was a still from just before this guy starts up his complex masturbation ritual and I'd buy it. Looks like it might be the Glenn Beck technique but it's hard to tell with this gimp mask on. Just typing on faith currently.

Like the dude never heard of a television plug or extension cord.

Arcade ennui. I knew it well as a youth.
(Rolls skeeball so hard I get yelled at)

Same here (17 years of smoking out of 37 years).
Still have one rarely when my buddies are around since I have zero control for nicotine. I have the same youth thing going on. Some of my old high school classmates look like a thoroughly used doggy chew toy. Not sure why I was lucky. Sure didn't cut corners or play it…

Unless this “ambitious, multi-tiered game plan” involves Albani berries and an Alpaca farm I'm all set.

Dude, water doesn't exist, man. It's just sneaky sky acting all thick and shit. Ship?! Are you talking about a ground level thick-air transport?!
There ain't no such thing as swimming! Fish are like just flying slow underground. My CHUDS know what's up!
I'm getting all worked up. I need to eat a rubber tire and chill…

#furriesforequalpay #bearversatile

Never forget.

I have love for Devil Fish and the whole "Italians pretending they're from Florida" deal. Although that kind of goes with Escape 2000 and THE BRONX. Henry Silva is out of control in that one.
Speaking of Henry Silva, if you like 70s/early-80s made-for-tv awesomeness I suggest Rifftrax and "Megaforce". Holy f&*king…

Trump is uncomfortably crouched on a tiny stool by a truckstop gloryhole, angrily demanding a moist towelette from his assistant just prior to "greeting" his next constituent.

Upvote for your username. I love Riding with Death and just watched it yesterday. Those turkeys will drop their hangups when they realize he's Ben Murphy.

Wookie dong. 12 seconds.

Charlie Kelly?