No but there is something about that mama dinosaur when she struts…..

I'm dropping a new track in aisle 7 of my local Trader Joe's in about 20 minutes. It will sound suspiciously like a long, low fart.

Points for Bob Roberts. Completely forgot about that film and it's perfect for the Clusterf&*k season as it gains speed.

I think Woods having Roxo the Clown represent him was a poor choice.

My two takeaways from this are that this character's name was Jerrica (for f*&k sake) and Justin Bieber's handler is a grown man named Scooter.
I do love any film review that says the movie "often looks like shit". I'd probably watch it on Rifftrax.

It's REALLY early in the morning for you to be winning the comment boards today.

THEY got in a fight with ME!
I told those bastards where to put their fish-sticks.

Starring Eric Stoltz in full Mask make-up.

Jazzhands:Electric Fatealoo

Cool. I'm going to go watch the MST3K episode of this on Youtube, laugh, and be fine with the pixels. I'd buy the blu-ray without riffing but I spent my allowance on a Goldschlager pint and half a sh&t.

Call my mom? My mom's a bottle of whiskey. I'm on the phone with her right now. Luckily she gets fully reincarnated every night. Although the morning exorcisms are pretty tough on my plumbing.

Did the title of this article change overnight? It might be the I.V. of Scotch I've taken to applying nightly to myself. I never got over Liquid Television being cancelled.

None of us have man. None of us.
Wear the f#&k are my rubber bands.

Insufferable. Jamie Lee Curtis lost any cred for new projects when she started very aggressively selling poop-yogurt in national ads.
I'm going to go watch The Fog and continue to question why her character gets the hots for Tom Atkins. The mustache is solid and all but c'mon.

Okay. I'm listening…..

I found a glitch. I magically found my monitor smashed on the floor by the 12 minute mark. Good thing I have a back-up. I'm going to try it again to make sure it's real before I post a 40 minuted clip of me picking up the shards.

Alice Cooper waits for the non-total-loser candidate to step up and be worthy of his catalog. Fiscal responsibility is wicked metal. (Wipes eyeliner off cheek, adjusts golfing gloves)

I think Sean Young would get lost in a courthouse broom-closet before her turn on the stand. One hell of a surprise for the nighttime cleaning crew.

Out of This World.

So it's legal to hunt and eat the rich on Labor Day? No wait, that's Canada. Back to Miller Light and futzing on Steam I guess.