I get why people didn't like the first one. Definitely a different type of film completely from Alien and that probably turned a lot of people off but I enjoyed it. I'll go whip myself for a bit.

Starring Patrick Swayze's "similar-looking-in-an-evil-twin-way" brother.

CHU De Québec Research Center!?!?

Cameron's picture where he's eating his pathetic little birthday cake in a conference room in front of clearly indifferent people is so saaaa…actually pretty funny because f*&k that guy.
Feldman though? Man that's a dark childhood.

If Olyphant couldn't make the first at least bearable just hang the franchise up. Game over man. Game over.

Gilbert Gottfried.

Who is an American actor?! (hits the Daily Double)

Since the OJ trial.

Remember the good old days when you could violently choke a woman at Sundance and she would be ordered to apologize to YOU.
Seriously, 15 days? Might as well have choked a couple more people with that steep discount.

Maybe only the "chosen" can finish the game. This is the first part of the vetting process. Body and blood of The Chinese Room. Amen.

Blood orgy.

Dude…..pssst. Want synthetic nostalgia? Wicked cheap.
(Takes it. Eats face off hobo. Tasered.)

The first Manhunt game was pretty good. Dark as hell and felt a lot like a gritty 70s slasher flick meets the Warriors on bath salts. The graphic kills get a little repetitive after a while but if you dig stealth games it's worth a try.

Can the show only be about his time on set of "Ski School" and consist of nothing but his Rodney Dangerfield impersonation non-stop.
(loudly clears phlegm in throat for twenty minutes)
Yeah, this show should be good. (spits)

And trucker hats. Much blame for that terrible trend is splashed on him.

Neediness for attention is a hell of a drug.

(Tries to make gang signs. Breaks pinky.)

Pffft. I could do that.

I think a new brand of paper towels coming out would be light-years more interesting than this nonsense. "But how many ply?! Does it clean better than Bounty?!"

RIP