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I thought this said Mad Max set and clicked too fast. I think I hurt my wrist. What a lovely day.

7 Pogs or one Tamagachi, I think. My conversion manual is waaaay out of date.

"Sequel?! I'd love to! YEAH! IT IS WHAT IT IS! - Steve Guttenberg

Well I was thinking more that he should be taken out of everything in recent times but I suppose that wasn't clear. You can have Ghostbusters but that's f*&king it!

Trump / Paltrow 2016!

Why can't we start treating Aykroyd like asbestos and make a point of taking him out of everything (edit: post-Ghostbusters) before it is released for human consumption?

Cruising - the Musical. A Pacino Hooha Joint.
Starring a reluctant Frank Stallone.

For the last 15 years or so, every time I see DeNiro have his mouth open all I hear is a dial tone. The only other person anything like this happens with is Al Pacino but for him an open mouth emits a piercing basketball air horn sound. Hoo-ah! Acting!

Holy crap, this already came out? I didn't even hear a thud let alone see a commercial for it.

(high fives all around) Seriously. F&*k this guy.

Yeah! Absolutely! What's the pay?!

Yeah!

"You know, Lavalantula’s pretty good…they did a pretty good job on it.
I mean, it is what it is." - Steve Guttenberg, star

Sometimes?

I told Cenac to f*&k off when I saw him on the street the other day. Should I not have done that? Was that wrong?

The scene where Corey Feldman is assaulted by a shark for ten straight minutes was a bit much for me.

An article containing a picture of here uncovered, deflated "abs" might be a trigger warning. I thought people weren't even able to hit the wall that hard after the 80s ended.

Unless Sharknado 4 is an actual Tara Reid snuff film my interest is nil. Even a scene where Ian Ziering is beaten mercilessly until he starts pronouncing his first name properly would….
sorry I drifted off there for a moment.

It seems that Don Rickles was a trollish man with a comb-over since birth. That smile would make Space Jesus cry.

The Aristocrats!