Trump voted Prince of Space.

I would prefer not to.

Corpulence!

I just heard the sound bite Pac-Man makes when he dies.

So where is the box set for Out of Control?

Nah brah. Is cool. Is cool.

I bet the last few days was a great cleansing for many people. Luckily it looks like I weeded out all the bigots I knew before the ruling since I saw nothing but love.

He should keep talking. It'll work wonders for his future career.
Total dipshit.

"And another thing! What's with the large-brimmed hats?! And don't even get me started on those unstable jumping beans! That's how they sneak into 'merica!"

Only if it is uncomfortably graphic. Perhaps directed by Dennis Reynolds.

It's funny because he is an attractive man. And maybe Melissa McCarthy will spill coffee all over him repeatedly. What a clutz! Who ya' gonna call?
Seriously is there anybody we can call to just stop all of….this.

Check out this awesome fire hydrant I've spray-painted blue. Normally they're red! Granted, somebody else actually MADE the thing and chose a color. But I slapped a different coat on it! Look what I made! Look! Please!

No one can say the man doesn't know how to set up a camera shot. Genius!

Holy crap. We have a photo of a "legendary performance artist" in the wild? I'll put that next to my unicorn hide in the study once I've bagged it. (Shines cartoonishly large shotgun)
Corpulence! (shoots self in foot)

The only way he'll be punished legally is if his senility causes him to eventually let too much slip in front of a camera. "Okay, I made mistakes with some women but…."

So this is a great job by the internet because it became available online after it aired on television?
Here's a 30 second clip from an old Hanna Barbera cartoon! Great Job Internet!

Here!

April 25th, 2015: Marvel acquires Telltale Games
April 26th, 2015: 15 Marvel character-based games announced. And 5 spin-offs. And 50 f*&king easter eggs to find. Collect them all.

I always thought the suit for this show was really well done for something on television in the 90s. Although I feel the crushed-velvet quality to have been a weird choice. That's gonna soak in blood like nobody's business.

Did he take that photo in The Crystal Cave while wearing one of Steven Seagal's komonos? I hope Nike is paying him well for having his eyebrows shaped to their logo. Now THAT'S paper chasing.