But no one asked him to give people his lives, hearts or (least of all) opinions. That's called a choice.

The dude in the second photo is just preparing himself for another long-winded reading from his wife's g-damn dream diary.

The wookie / ewok hybrids are going to be HUGE this Christmas. On the other hand the bastard ewok child that Luke fathered was…unfortunate.

Paul Blart 2: (30 second long graphic and possibly productive fart)

Much, much worse and that was only for a single crushed up ritalin.

Hey, looks like you had this show up on your Facebook "Trending" yesterday as well. Great job again internet.

2015. The year the "prank" died.
Although, to be honest, I thought that happened when Punk'd became a popular thing.

So it's basically a debate where everyone's a loser.
Hey-o! Get the kids out of the room!

Eric Roberts really turned his career around after going to rehab for marijuana use. FOR MARIJUANA USE.

I'm weirdly intrigued to see this and probably wouldn't have heard about it otherwise. Hazaa!

Well I went to the Page Six article and thought I was misdirected to unseen headshots of The Joker before makeup was finalized.

Nostalgia will doom us all.
(thoughtfully wipes hand down autographed Scott Baio headshot from Charles in Charge)

2008? GFY

Billy Ray Cyrus: Entertainment War Criminal! Right after an all new Will This Fit in My Mouth! This Sunday! Only on CMT. Be there!
(cuts to commercial for Spatula City)

Well at least Ben "Take Every Paycheck Offered" Kingsley could still end up being attached. In fact, he refuses to leave the set until he gets at least $50K. Kingsley don't roll out of bed for nothing.

Too bad the big guy upstairs didn't tell him to put away some money in the bank. They went bankrupt right after he stopped his televised broadcast? Christ.

"A true auteur!" - Uwe Boll

So when it Kid Rock gonna hand down some life lessons?

Cut! It! Out! (Dave Coulier speaking to himself in the mirror every morning) Still got it Coulier.

I'm no Next Generation expert but I don't know a single person who didn't absolutely hate the character of Worf's son. I mean, if I had to choose one person on the ship to shoot out of the airlock into the void of space it would be Wesley Crusher but this little Klingon is a strong runner-up.