"Where does that guy keep his acorns?" - MST3K - Soultaker.
R.I.P.

Why is there a picture of the Grinch on this article and what's with the wig? He looks paler than i remember but, then again, I don't know how well those things age.

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You, sir, would be incorrect. Although all the time growing up my sexuality was constantly questioned because of this. Gotta love meathead townies.

[comedy]

Ok. Done.

I don't watch sports so I haven't thought about him.

On behalf of all Bostonians, Mark Whalberg-er-burglar, we exile you. No longer consider your dumb mug part of our city. Nice going on trying to profit off of the bombing and also putting yourself in the starring role as the head cop. Only took two years for you to land on this subject. What a spoiled sack of garbage…

Corpulence!

…and bologna, and red meat, and hot dogs, and french fried potatoes, and Pringles….(trails off reading a supermarket coupon booklet).

This crap rarely is. Somebody didn't see the "No politics - Calm Down" sign on the AV Club fence. The angry ones don't tend to stop and read all that much. Love to talk though. And talk. And talk…..

Right? What a terrible world we live in. Hate-filled mouth-breathers wouldn't know what to do if they couldn't wake up and complain. God forbid we focus on some of the most positive cultural shifts in our time. (Looks at glass of brandy. Looks at bottle. Drinks heartily from bottle. Lights joint. Calms down.)

That first picture has an intense Guy Fieri vibe.

Here's your participation trophy. Now go sit down and please stop selling your terrible paintings in the lobby. We're getting complaints.

A bead of sweat drips off Aykroyd's oddly-shaped nose. He's exerting far more than a man of his girth and age should. Clutched in his hand is a stone with the face of John Belushi expertly chiseled into it. His effort is not wasted. A trickle and then a "plink" as a single drop of green blood drops into his piggy…

I thought the old saying was "s&*t floats"?

Sandler was thinking about his paycheck the whole time!
No, I kid. It actually turns out that the magical shoes only work when made from human flesh. The crawlspace reveal at the end is pretty tough to watch.

Lorenzo Lamas smiles for a moment and then the dream fades. Kicks dirt. "No one wants to play with Lorenzo."

Oh Oh here she comes, look out oates she'll eat you up. Oh oh here she comes. She's a bran eater.
Is it me or is the fact that John Oates now has a forehead as smooth as a baby really creepy looking? His eyebrows say "surprised" but his forehead begs to differ.

FROM THE DEAD?!?!
Oh wait…(Googles)..nevermind.