Followed by a long silent pause and then the sounds of a firing squad.

That 70s NO.

Could she use this tour to fall down the stairs harder this time?

It was brave of him to go to such an unheard-of, below-the-radar entity like The Walking Dead for his Ghostbusters inspiration. Trailblazing to the core.

Jaws III was the movie where my brother and I started using the phrase "Lou's gotta eat" whenever we'd see him slumming in terrible movies. The Dolph Lundgren "Punisher" movie was another, although I kind of love them both.

I just pictured a middle-aged proper British lady solemnly watching an episode of the Teletubbies, sitting in silence and only moving to gently shake her head in disapproval in between sips of tea.
Wasn't the original just a bunch of amorphous, brightly-colored, sentient blobs that bleated nonsense at each other? Maybe…

Now picture current day Val Kilmer trying to steady himself on rollerblades while tangled in various wires, clearly overwhelmed. Please hear a soundtrack of heavy breathing set to beats.

I might be wrong but I remember Killing Zoe had some good electronic on the soundtrack. Definitely for the opening sequence driving through Paris and during a bank robbery. (throws two cents into the hat. Takes hat and runs)

I use shows like this as a litmus test for people. If they save this garbage on their DVR for later, chances are we won't be sidling up to a bar to grab a drink together anytime soon. I can't enjoy a pint with the sound of mouth-breathing enveloping me. Trump for prez? Whoa indeed. Whoa to all of us.

This ran until 2013? The linked site says 2003.

(Opens mouth. Points and shrieks like the Body Snatchers)

Danny DeVito IS Batkid.

Mrs. Doubtfire: Fall Inside the Stove

It was never too early to point out that it's just a terrible movie. Williams was a great entertainer who definitely acted / got-paid in some totally crap movies.

Does Depp have a tail so he can start devouring himself?

(smashes a full glass of bourbon on the wall just over Smitty's head.)

It's a hell of a forearm workout though.

Frozen Cadbury eggs.

How many times can a shark jump itself, I mean….(closes eyes and holds bridge of nose. Face reddens and a giant vein forms on the forehead). (raspy and low whisper) F&*%$&*ck. (bites cork out of bourbon bottle and takes a long, slow chug).

There's always his secret 8mm torture reels. Mrs. Cheney makes the best popcorn!