I think he had an AVClub account and then quit when we went to Disqus

O’Neal snark in Newswires is the only thing giving us hope in this post Kinjapocalypse world.

I’m still in shock that anyone drinks Jim Beam no matter who the sexy-sexy spokesperson is.

God that letter is so disorganized and full of speculation . And I so tire of the rhetorical argument that because person A has a connection to person B, person A must therefore be corrupt or otherwise in league with person B. It’s all a distraction to larger details far harder to refute. The fingerprints on the…

Depends, I usually assemble a crowd of villagers so they may bask in the glory of the event, there’s the sacrifice of the fatted calf and then we light a pyre and sing the songs of our ancestors deep into the solstice night.

Everything’s falling down and crumbling, like a house of...

Stealing “cuntpickle” for future use.

So, I’m trying to look at some positives here and know that those people are with the Lord now and experiencing eternity and no more suffering, no more sadness anymore.

It’s like bad exposition where a character says something like, “Jim, you’re my brother and I love you, but this promotion is driving you and your new wife, who I used to date, crazy. This can’t be good for your newborn, my godson.”

The largest pyramid in Giza, Egypt (not that anyone is impressed)

I will attempt to get Cumberbatched through some other method.

Good thing he’s also in The Shape of Water coming out in December.

Maybe he can follow up his portrayal of Westinghouse with a biopic of another electrical engineer — Claude Shannon. Shannon as Shannon!

You’re both tasteless

I could have done with less “Ryan Gosling walking slowly through giant porn statues” and more “who the hell is the one-eyed women?”, to be honest.

They should have brought back Kevin Spa... ooooooh, nooooo.

I’m more intrigued by the prospect of Senator Abe Sapien.

This article really resonated with me. I was ten when JFK came out and I saw it in the theater with my mom. For a kid who already had a nascent interest in UFO’s, the movie was gasoline for my “Don’t Trust The Man,” fire. Fed further by shows like Unsolved Mysteries, Sightings, and The X-Files, I spent the 90's in a…

Sushi doesn’t have to have fish. The only required element is the rice-wine vinegared rice. My favorite kind (in part because it’s always vegetarian) is inarizushi, which are pockets of fried tofu (aburage) stuffed with sushi rice.