Voluntary, involuntary, these are terms that don’t mean anything to the women around Trump.

Trying so hard not to masturbate to this... O.o

Since Airplane! has already been taken by like 10 people.

The Chronicles of Riddick!

Roger Ailes gets an “In Memoriam”? Shenanigans, I say.

The Day the Clowns Cried (for Justice)

Teach the controversy, whoop whoop!

Which Tumblr page has people getting jerked off just for doing ok? I have a high libido but low motivation so that would be right up my alley

And did you notice how Pickle Rick hit the same bar on the xylophone yet it produced two clearly different tones? Are to believe that this is some sort of, heh heh, “magic” xylophone or something?

Another connection that may help explain the inspiration - both Breaking Bad and Rick & Marty are secretly written by Danny Trejo. “Vince Gilligan” and “Dan Harmon” are two of his pseudonyms.

Fucking idiots.

When you go to use the restroom later, you will see a door for “Gentlemen.” Heed it no mind and enter. There is no door for “Scoundrels.”

**leans back very far while slowly walking towards tmage**

an increasingly senseless, distorted reality that eventually collapses into an overlong hallucination of the shittiness of humankind.

You seem confused. He won’t be going to normal prison, he’ll be going to rich people “prison”.

Tyler Perry.

What I saw of Noah was not particularly interesting, but Aronofsky returning to Christian themes by getting weird with it sounds a lot more appealing. Even if it ends up being too much for me, it’s just nice to know the weird stuff still gets made.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Basically seeing “McDonagh” as the listed writer/director is an automatic “will see” for me at this point.

Walken was fucking amazing in that film. It was a great reminder of his abilities when he’s more invested in something.