Exactly. I’ll hold out for Christy Turlington’s opinion, thankyouverymuch.

You can make do with only two witches, but only if they are lesbian lovers.

I believe there is a god. And I think he reads every TST press relief with an approving grin.

The same. Because they are dumb.

Is it weird that when I read, “Bad dum tss” I think in a robotic voice: “That is what is know as a ‘Rimshot’.” Then when I think of rimshot, I think of a penis bouncing off a butthole?

1) I’m with you!

Am sharpening my stakes and oiling my crossbow first thing in the morning!

In a society that values religion on a level playing field as science, your logic is essentially the same as a religion. The court will only honor your logic if you can attest to “believing” in it. And the legal terms for expressing your belief have been defined under freedom of religion laws.

Amigurumi is simple in that it is all single crochet, but IMO it isn’t a great place to start learning. You have to crochet really tightly so it can be hard on your hands. The stitches are hard to work into because they are tight and for absolute beginners working in the round is another challenge. I much prefer what…

He really did everything he could to stop the end of the world, but it wasn’t enough. http://savetheday.vote/#The_Vids

A MOTHERFUCKING CANDLE COSTS THIRTY FIVE DOLLARS!?!?

I have no problem with using religulous manipulation: It’s been used on me and the rest of us long enough. Time to hand some of their own back.

If anyone told me 2016/2017 was going to be the year Satanists stood against the tyranny of our (fast approaching) Fascist government, I would have laughed at them. Now I feel like I’m living in a B-movie of some sort, anxiously awaiting the part with demons slaying Nazis in droves.

But Ohio Republicans are also working to pass a 20-week abortion ban, one with no exceptions for rape, incest, fetal anomalies or mental health.

It is probably best to try to learn with a “H” or “G” sized hook and worsted weight yarn. Also a lighter color helps you to be able to see the stitches while you are learning.

Crocheting is much faster. The stitches tend to be larger and there is not “oops I dropped a live stitch to worry about”. I can do an average hat in around an hour or two.

Thicker yarn and a bigger hook will go faster - just as knitting with thicker yarn and bigger needles goes faster - but i’ve been going for 10 years and am still not at making money speeds. Also once you discover nice yarn it’s hard to go back to acrylic so even smaller margins.

I don’t get the whole mermaid thing— you’re half fish, so are you cold blooded? Are you white fish or fatty fish? Are you in-demand for sushi? What about the original fairytale, where your tongue gets cut out and you die as ocean foam? What about mermen?

Hot. Apple. Cider.

“Hot Ale Flip”?! You just made part of a Wassail!