You mean the bit where they lie on the menu? No explanation of what exactly is in the bolognese or carbonara? I guess that’s one way to get people to eat your faux food. Of course, when you brought me almond “milk” ricotta and the taste and texture were all fucked....

I am relatively new to cowboy boots. So I only have black suede, blue suede, and brown leather ones. I am attempting to be more thoughtful with my shoes so I have stopped there. Although if I come across a pair of slim cut knee high matte dark red leather ones.......

My husband told me yesterday that his grandmother was from a small Mormon town where everyone had the same last name. I feel like informing your partner that he is likely the product of first cousins marrying through several generations should be done before the vows.....but oh well. I’m hoping my hodgepodge immigrant…

I am dismissing all the angry vegans who have the same response which is to tell me how unoriginal I am.

Yeah if vegan food is so good why the fuck do you people keep making faux meat dishes? Because you know in your hearts that your food preference is yucky!

Wonderful! More ammunition in the great household debate of rock-paper-scissors vs rochambeau. RPS is correct obvs.

Ha! My fashion preference was gelled in the early 90s. I still consistently wear the uniform of jeans, flannels, boots, hoodies. Dresses with Docs. Blood (fresh or clotted) colored lipstick. Comfy and perfect. I still refuse to get behind ankle length flares though.

I was raised by one of these second wavers. Good feminists don’t wear or like pink. Make up and shaving and wanting to be attractive was anti woman. All very consistently until she hit 35ish and then it was pricey make up and skin care products for her and my younger sisters. I am 37 and still have huge fucking issues…

I have a Netflix only house so I didn’t start watching any of them until a couple of years ago. They are delightfully entertaining night time soaps perfect for binge watching while hungover. But I deeply admire Shonda. She is the epitome of HBIC and I’d watch anything she does because I think she deserves all the fame…

She also shot herself in the foot with Shonda Rimes. Which I think is a bigger deal.

He has planets of evidence that we won’t. The GOP was supposed to stop this at the convention and nothing. The election itself was supposed to stop him and nothing. The recounts. Hell, some small naive part of me is still hoping for an electoral miracle even though I know it won’t happen. Everyone in a position to be…

Mindy Cohen? I am intrigued.

I think it’s unwise of Stephanie “catalog model/November Rain” Seymour to be making comments. When Linda Evangelista wants to weigh in, fine.

Many years ago my mother called me freaking out. There was a giant (fucking GIANT) raccoon in her garage and it was acting really strange. She had called animal control and there was like a 6 hour wait. I go over because....I’m the most likely one to get armed with a stick and do battle. By the time I got there it was…

Best part of this article? All the ridiculously verbose comments written by men bitching about the content. You can’t even keep your comments short, but this article is nonsense amirite? Ahahahahahahahahaha.

I have good news for you! At least in my town (Reno) in the last six months the available “for sales” have gone from 30k trailers with 600/month hoa fees or 250k for teeny 1bd (literally the nothing in between) to 2bd with fenced yard listed at 160 (many of them!) Save your money, the bottom is about plummet out of…

I know so much more about you now than I did at the beginning of your comment. I am in no position to be labeling anyone else weird because I think the robot voice has been passed along to me.

I’m bookmarking this. You rock, this is the most helpful crochet advice I have found on the Internet.

Luckily those of us with long standing Buffy addictions will be prepared to lead the lead the way. We have been waiting for our time to shine. Thanks Joss!

Yeah I’m an atheist and I fully support these people. It sucks to have to use “religion” as a manipulation tool but I’m a fight fire with fire sort of person.