@Jim-Bob- Rockin' a Trabant 601 in 1:24 scale: Don't forget Geo!

A Porsche Boxster and a boatload of interest bearing bonds

You want to know why this was done? Because bimbos in Midland TX never heard of no Bugatti. Their tops come off for Vettes.

to be fair, the CNN list was put together by Haggerty Insurance, not CNN Money.

Consumer Reports gets its revenge

This harks back to the Plymouth Volare NPOCP the other day, but like "Breaking Bad" using an Aztec to signify someone whose life has completely fallen apart, I recall an episode of Cheers where Sam Malone was in a rough patch where he lost the bar, went broke, and had to sell his 'Vette. He bought a Volare, and…

In communist Russia, alligators make motorcycles out of you!

I'd prefer they bring back the Merkur name

the largest spoiler I can afford, natch

@GreenN_Gold: if they put a second kick down between the first and second side windows, it would look like lightening. More attuned to the kiddie drawings.

And his Bentley too?

My parents always had wagons, and I always thought they were embarrassing to ride in (80s: Chevy Malibu, Mercury Sable, 90s: Toyota Camry, Subaru Outback, 00s: same Outback). But then I bought a Saab 900 and fell in love with the hatch/wagon. Now I drive a '06 BMW 3-series wagon, and I'll never go back. I love this…

Toyota: You give us shit for making boring cars, and now that there's some excitement, you give us more shit. You people are a bunch of fickle mush-heads.

how about this:

there's such a thing as a 2010 Town Car?

America...Fuck Yeah!

Great, but what's with the Mazda 3 front bumper?

@Scandinavian Flick: Yeah, I'm sure you're right. I might have also been in such a glow about actually getting to drive a Ferrari that had somebody been punching me in the face repeatedly I might have still loved it.

@ThreeLitre: and how will it work on the BMW? They already have those gimmick "halo" lights. Are the LEDs going to be eyebrows?