Part of the decline in iPad sales is attributable to the fact that Apple doesn't book revenue until the product is in customers' hands. Because there was several week delays with iPads, many orders that were taken during the quarter have not been booked yet.

She says "schnitzengruben" not "schnitzel." And it's "It's twue! It's twue!"

Pearce Arrow!

2001 Toyota Prius

this one is especially amazing

Taylor Hicks for Ford.

Taylor Hicks for Ford.

= if ((time (spouse < garage)), then ("gearhead"), else ("productive member of society"))

funny, my girlfriend hates when I have "instaload"

is it a rule for every professional athlete to only drive white cars? I swear, the player parking lot at every stadium I've been to is at least 80% white.

And he has others like this:

one word: wagons

What do you mean "if"?

Chrysler anything

Dubbed REO Speedwagon tapes

you don't know how "Vag" and "D" go together? Miss that day in Sex Ed class?

Canyonero!

my mom owned a Camry wagon of that vintage. It wasn't slow with the V6 (it was way more exciting to drive than the Sable wagon she traded in for it). It was, however, horribly unattractive. Even with the dual rear window wipers. If I was stupid and boring I would drive my grandma's 1982 Dodge Aries wagon. 4-cyl, no…

Iron Maiden, not Motorhead

@knyghtryda: I fully agree. The manual will be largely gone in one generation. How many new drivers even get exposed to manual transmissions anymore as they learn to drive? I'd guess in the single digits (percent). Because the new wiz-bang multi-clutch auto-manuals outperform what even the finest human can do with a…