As a Dodger fan I think it’s cool you’re feeling better. That’s what sports are for. 

I’ve been a baseball fan for most of my life, and became a Nats fan shortly after the team and I both moved to DC. I love baseball, and this team, more than is really reasonable for a mostly well adjusted adult. Baseball has been the thing I’ve turned to when I needed a boost, and the Nats have been there for me when…

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

The Braves fans shouldn’t have an issue with this as they’re already used to saying the n word only when POC aren’t around.

Making an half-hearted agreement for the benefit of Native Americans only to renege on major parts of it? It’s the American Way. 

What? A 7 minute mile is really slow compared to any sort of sprint. A six second 40 works out to like a 4 minute mile.

FLORIDA. There’s only one Florida and that’s the mom from Good Times. All the other Floridas are inferior to the immortal Esther Rolle.

Please take a moment to re-evaluate your take on old names vs. new names. Thank you for your service.

He’ll toe the line. 

Sometimes the universe actually does spit out an outcome that isn’t the worst one possible. 

The team’s noisome, visibly radioactive, Morgul Vale–ass front office—Snyder and looming Frankenstein failson Bruce Allen, that is to say, trying and drunkenly failing to laugh believably and clink their glasses together in a dim, empty room somewhere—certainly seems like it finally intends to fire this doofus, which…

Jeff Fisher is just waiting by his phone, working on his pitch to Snyder. “You want 7-9, I can get you 7-9!”

I was about to make some stupid joke about the Skins hiring Rob Ryan to be the next head coach (because that would be such a Dan Snyder thing to do) when I just looked him up and found that he is currently on the coaching staff!!!!

Jay Gruden Is Going To Get Fired, But He Has To Finish Eating This Giant Pile Of Shit First

“Please look at Nikola Jokic.”

I’m not sure what I expected, but this is definitely five photos of Nikola Jokic

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

This motherfucker is the football equivalent of Napoleon or Subutai; his strategic acumen is brilliant. He’s parlayed his negligible talent into fabulous riches by exploiting two of the stupidest franchises in the sport, and see now how naturally he outmaneuvers his own teammate and manages to gather widespread public …

Trent was about nine inches away from nailing it

“It costs money to run servers guys...”
Says CEO who spent a total of 200000$ in last ten years for running the game servers and took a 500000$ bonus last year and every year before that.