Tripping over one’s own dick does seem likely to leave a brugge.

it’s actually meant to be sat on, the trough collects waste to power the system during use.

And, arguably, Rovell’s worst fears are EXACTLY how this works. $1.85M to play Kentucky basketball? $1.1M to join an SEC football team? Yeah, those numbers... seem a little low, honestly.

Wait, so Darren Rovell is arguing against what would be essentially unregulated capitalism? It’s because the benefactors would be young and primarily non-white I imagine, because this seems like the sort of behavior he’d normally bust his nut for.

people are really worried about young people losing interest in going to university because if darrell rovell can graduate from a prestigious school (northwestern) than clearly its a huge scam

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

“Players should be able to make money through the Free Market, just not by selling any product or providing any service”

If the horse farm in Kentucky is willing to pay $1.85 million (btw so we’re just making up big numbers that have no basis in reality? Cool, cool) for the college basketball recruit, then that IS his market value. What the fuck is he even talking about? 

We should keep pushing him on this to see what happens when he realizes that this devious conflict of interest impacts literally every type of transaction. 

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

Bands that are a pain in the dick to search for, in no particular order:

Her placenta falls to the floor

As an Astros fan, I hope Ray is right. But I feel like the baseball playoffs are a different animal. The sample size is large enough that a significantly better team should win, but short enough for funky things to happen. And I guess I just don’t think any team is significantly better than any other. (Most of the…

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

Honestly, I think Vontaze Burfict lasting until the 4th game before suspension signals some small growth and maturity.

This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

Because assuming those statistical figures are accurate, over enough time Vardy (and the team)‘s performance will regress towards the mean.

I love Leicester City simply because they are like a Football Manager save come to life