That was a helluva a first reich.

Sucker punch and then the hop back/runaway. What a bitch move.

“... vaunted _______ attack that’s more than enough for the USMNT”

I too made a lot of shitty decisions as a 19 year-old.

Considering a lot of release day games are just extended beta periods anyway, I've been happy to just wait on a lot of games for a year until they're actually good

Once he comes to MLS, he can really blossom at that point.

Releasing the video in Dutch was the ultimate troll job. If they had left off subtitles, USMNT soccer Twitter would have melted down. 

I CAN’T HANDLE THE AUTO PLAY ADS..

I hope he knows that he will also be expected to run backwards. 

When you make a game that is trying to make a statement by having a suicide bombing as your first sequence, you make your reviews into this.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

It’s like something a late-night show would come up with to mock slightly more subtly racist promotional material.

There’s no such thing as a game that is “too political.”

Unlike other products on McDonald’s menu, McFlurry demand is highly correlated to weather patterns. It’s a known fact that McFlurry demand increases proportionally to local temperatures. McDonald’s tracks their McFlurry orders from their 37,000+ global locations (think of them like ground level satellites) and sells…

First time reading a Ratto column?

Yeah, but they didn’t fire the guy that decided they didn’t have to fire the guy before they decided they did have to fire the guy.

To be fair, Bradley was in a hurry, as he still needed to feed and get back to his coffin before the sun came up.

You mean to tell me a guy with that look, that accent, and already living in LA has no IMDB credits as a straight-to-dvd bad guy?

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.