Poor Ifrit, damned to sit in that cave for eternity and lose to wave after wave of schoolchildren trying to qualify for their final exam.

I’m a 6'3 225 immobile white guy with a bad haircut and despite never having played a down of football I’m confident there’s a GM who’d take a flyer on me.

“There’s nothin wrong with payin fah a handjob”- Sully O’Sullivan, Charlestown. Age 10

Brimming with overconfidence, I promptly had my Ifrit and bomb cards taken from me by a lunch lady in the Balamb cafeteria, leaving me holding a pauper’s deck of trash and a severely bruised ego. Forsaking the easy reload, I had a blast clawing back into Triple Triad relevance while the Galbadians were presumably…

tech-savvy demographic of sports fan

Dude said he will be attending a game in Florida. Whether it is the Marlins or Rays, he can leave the glove at home.  The odds are he won’t ever catch a ball on the fly, and when it lands, he can walk past the dozens of empty seats and pick the ball up with his bare hand.

You know what would really spice up this rematch?

How about we have BOTH of them fight one female professional fighter? The ass kickings handed out to two complete dipshits would be worth the PPV

Dear Tony,

As creepy as the whole “Mother” thing already is... “Mother, will you give me a blowjob?” brings it to a whole other level.

Tatum also manufactured the points that sent the USA to overtime, when he stuck his leg out on a three and hit two free throws to tie the game at 81 with 0.1 seconds left.

Help me, Wanda. Help, help me, Wanda.

No mention of Idrissa Gueye? He might be the highest impact transfer of all. Dude is GOOD and PSG need that type of player alongside Verratti.  They also got Ander Herrera for like nothing!!

Think about it, have you ever actually had fun watching a Dolphins game?

We will not rest until we learn the truth about how Tyler came into possession of these narcotics

I remember a documentary many years ago about the Judas Priest court case, in which a family sued the band for influencing, through its music, their teenaged son to attempt suicide and disable himself for life in the process. As a parent I now understand better their anguish and pain, but the documentarians also…

What a tragic, avoidable event it turned out to be for the whole Angels organization. And to think, there are still over 2 years and about $70 million left on Albert Pujols’ contract.

The family also said in their statement that abusing drugs and alcohol was “completely out of character” for Skaggs.

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

Triple Murder!? But with how many twists?