The Biggest Flex Anyone Will Ever Have Is Dying.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

“AS IS THEIR GOD-GIVEN RIGHT!” -B. Haisley

Man who would have thought that in just 5 years Atlanta would have an MLS Cup AND be in the Champions League.

In my opinion, this is the best way to learn Paradox games. I’ve played all of their big strategy games for many hours each (CK2, EU4, Vic 2, HOI4, and Stellaris). It’s usually best to maybe get a quick overview and jump in, then either screw up tremendously or get confused and google some specific answers.

Just in case he ever googles his name and ends up here and reads this, I just want to make sure he knows this one thing for sure: Chris Krage, you are a fucking asshole.

What if I told you that there’s a “sports guy” out there who used that phrase 617 times in a single year (2008)?

“That seems pretty entitled,” says the guy who only ever wants to hear positive reinforcement

Nah, this is likely the Sumit of his career.

This man did not have any sponsors during his qualifying matches. Then, he must have picked up 2 sponsors who mailed him patches, and he had them sewn onto his sleeves. It looked hilarious and adorable and it was awesome watching this guy in the first set.

“Jerry is just like every other rich asshole owner who prizes belonging more than actually winning, who believes that who you know justifies what you do, and who thinks projecting an aura of excellence creates excellence.”

Also, never forget this franchise let Josh Brent stand on the sideline mere weeks AFTER KILLING A PRACTICE SQUAD MEMBER IN A SINGLE CAR DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENT IN WHICH HE WAS THE DRIVER.

Now’s as good a place as any to put my thoughts down about old-timey footbaw players who think today’s generation is too “soft” or that Luck should have toughened it up and kept going: Fuck you. The only reason you were able to play through your injuries and pains is cause all of you, up until 15 or so years ago, were…

I have SO MUCH RAGE that there will be less old-timey beard inspired letters from the front lines.

The blurry preview of that video made me think they had Daniel Radcliffe record a death announcement for every member of the Deadspin staff preemptively, Tom Brokaw/Gerald Ford-style.

Eat shit.

Indianapolis is also home to SEVERAL fraternity and sorority national HQs, meaning that city is home to many professional frat guys

Not afflicted with the small bone?  Nick Foles. 

I was seriously hoping this article would pop up here after reading the SI article yesterday. The SI article tries to humanize Hue to the best of it’s abilities, but I cannot help to not even feel sorry for Hue Jackson.

It seems a little early for the Hue Jackson redemption tour, but more than anything, THAT is what Hue Jackson is. If he was a fraction as good at coaching and forming relationships with players as he is at politicking, attempting failed power plays and ingratiating himself with owners, he might have had a chance as a…