I voted for Trump. What do you want us to say, “grow up and stop your crying?” I didn’t think so, so as we have for the year leading up to the election we’ll probably remain silent and just laugh to ourselves at your meltdowns.

Guilty as charged, barring extremely rare cases where I just have to play Game X RIGHT NAO, I won’t buy anyhing unless it’s over 50% discount. But the truth is, I really shouldn’t be buying any more games at all. I have a huge, huge backlog of games, many impulse purchases from old sales, that just languish there,…

Wait... because the other side has any more integrity?

“If you like your insurance plan, you can keep your insurance plan.”
Remember that one? Or are you so far down the rabbit-hole of the DNC that you can’t even see out of it?

Until people realize that it absolutely does not matter whether a Democrat or a Republican…

He was only off by two feet.

I’ll take “Irrelevant Numbers” for $100, Alex.

You don’t seem to understand how a Constitutional Republic works. In the United States, the President is not chosen democratically. This is a good thing.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

I know this must be a foreign concept to you but qualified individuals with real jobs have things like breaks where we can do what we want. Since you probably sweep floors for a living I guess it can be forgiven that you’re unaware of such things.

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

Why would they bring it up with the NCAA? The NCAA has next to nothing to do with the playoffs?

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

If you run into Ivanka Trump on an airplane and you are hell-bent at talking to her, there are ways to handle that interaction that are much more productive than screaming at her about not flying on a private plane.

Right. The actual answer is that probably plans fell through at the last moment and she needed to travel as quickly as possible and because it’s the holiday, first/business class was already booked up, so they got five tickets for coach.

The only thing Mr. Lasner’s husband achieved was pissing off every other passenger. I wasn’t even on the flight and I’m pissed off. Just because some a-hole Trump chump got into a tirade on a Delta flight doesn’t mean it’s accepted practice. In fact, I’d argue to the contrary. There are better ways of making your…

yes, it is unconditionally wrong, and you are a racist.

Superior height? That’s it, I am going to recline every seat on every flight for the rest of my life.

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…