Guilty as charged, barring extremely rare cases where I just have to play Game X RIGHT NAO, I won’t buy anyhing unless it’s over 50% discount. But the truth is, I really shouldn’t be buying any more games at all. I have a huge, huge backlog of games, many impulse purchases from old sales, that just languish there,…

I’ll take “Irrelevant Numbers” for $100, Alex.

You don’t seem to understand how a Constitutional Republic works. In the United States, the President is not chosen democratically. This is a good thing.

Translation: “I want my own safe space, dammit.”

I know this must be a foreign concept to you but qualified individuals with real jobs have things like breaks where we can do what we want. Since you probably sweep floors for a living I guess it can be forgiven that you’re unaware of such things.

Eli: “Odell, why wasn’t I invited to party with you guys?”

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

Why would they bring it up with the NCAA? The NCAA has next to nothing to do with the playoffs?

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

If you run into Ivanka Trump on an airplane and you are hell-bent at talking to her, there are ways to handle that interaction that are much more productive than screaming at her about not flying on a private plane.

Right. The actual answer is that probably plans fell through at the last moment and she needed to travel as quickly as possible and because it’s the holiday, first/business class was already booked up, so they got five tickets for coach.

The only thing Mr. Lasner’s husband achieved was pissing off every other passenger. I wasn’t even on the flight and I’m pissed off. Just because some a-hole Trump chump got into a tirade on a Delta flight doesn’t mean it’s accepted practice. In fact, I’d argue to the contrary. There are better ways of making your…

yes, it is unconditionally wrong, and you are a racist.

Superior height? That’s it, I am going to recline every seat on every flight for the rest of my life.

That right there is badass. Not that you chose to design your characters very on theme with the source, but that you look back and you know why you did it. And you’re comfortable with it.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election

Not sure where you got that no one cares bit. I’m just saying that overreacting and more or less creating imaginary problems can have a boy that cried wolf effect. Eventually some people quit caring if you dilute an issue. I don’t think this is particularly radical idea.

Parsing different issues and diluting a single issue are different things. Seriously, people are offended to so much meaningless crap these days I often just more or less say “Fuck it” myself. Oh, someone else is offended today? Moving on *click*

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…