Once he gets his fill there, possibly even before, he will attack a NATO member, then all bets are off.

… I assume here that you realize that the US would be standing up for the self-determination of a nation to set their own destiny.

1. Putin is a criminal. Dyed in the wool crook. He already made his nut… He could give two fucks about the Russian economy and the plight of the average Russian.

Disagree. Strongly.

But "panic" sounds like more fun. I have a room for it and everything. When else am I going to get to drink all that Tang I bought?

Disagree. Strongly.

He danced.

This was my favorite moment from the Obama/Merkel press conference:

That's boring news from Ukraine.

What? No. The real issue here is that Bono isn't involved. Get Bono onboard and this will be legit.

Hey! Sweet idea for a band name!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

You're too nice. The R's are off, the contrast between horizontal and vertical strokes don't match and the serifs in the face I chose are slightly more pronounced. That, and as you've pointed out… My type is too condensed.

I had more trouble matching the typeface on this one… Sorry for the level of unprofessionalism everyone.

This will never NOT happen. In the Venn Diagram of "Type-A personalities, overaggressive, semi (or full blown) racist, facist pigfuckers" and "People who work in Law enforcement," there's always going to be a significant intersection of the two.

I do this same thing… Except with piss. It doesn't really work as well unless its below freezing out, but its much more gratifying.

This is bought and sold… Just like everything else. Who the fuck cares about the Oscars anymore? That shit hasn't been relevant for years.

" …to the tune of $500,000,000"

Also, use the other person's name as much as possible. And make an effort to engage someone in physical contact within the first 30 minutes of meeting them. A handshake or hug often work best.